me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem (via geeses)
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
One ring to rule them all
*heavy nerd breathing*
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
im so tired i read that as “nuclear instructions” and i think i found something more anxiety inducing than the original statement
Unclear nuclear instructions under time pressure.
You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there.
Taylor Swift on some peoples views on her songwriting. (x)
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”